Random Incoherences
4 score and twenty years ago, land was created by our great lord and savior, or rather, his cousin, but I digress… – And I forgave him despite his lossinlgy end of days — it was too much for us to move...
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Green Bananas People who eat green bananas are weird. The fruit is not quite ripe, I submit — the toughness of the skin is telling! _Wait, I’m not ready yet. I want to live up to my full potential!_...
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From 3/2/08 A Circle Round curvilinear. A square connected gracefully from midpoint to midpoint with no corners, none. It is a measure of perfection–circumference to diameter always. Circle forms the...
View ArticleOn Leftist Gorillas and Industrial Decor (with Kyle)
Pipe-fittings adorn the wall, screen sconce fades its light across antique chests and clean-cut stone counters. _To some people, the five South American dialects she spoke and translated, sounded like...
View ArticleCats, Marbles, and a School Teacher: Another Un-braided Braided Essay
>I don’t know what whore you give the tip on this Night of Joy, but our boys have been in there almost every night and they haven’t turned up anything. –from “Confederation of Dunces” The __cat__...
View Article“I see you’ve found yourself a goat.”
From a five minute in-class exercise using the following constraints: must contain a ninja, a goat and take place in Belgium, in the rain blockquote {font-family: garamond, serif;} >Bring me a bowl...
View ArticleWarmups & Fragments
On my desk: Some old stains of paint and glued-ripped paper pulp. An unopened bottle of Borland’s Natural Root Beer, sweetened with pure cane sugar! A light blue lamp. A Boston Vacuum Mount Self Feeder...
View ArticleTuris Fatyr the Viking Goat Pirate
Words: Flight, Root Beer, Viking, Title: Turis Fatyr the Viking Goat Pirate (Turis?) Turis the Viking Goat who sailed the seven seas — with trusty crew manning the ropes, for Nature is a cruel...
View ArticleOn Anthropomorphism and More
Q: Why do we anthropomorphize? For the same reason dogs dogropomorphize“Are you a dog?” from Milton is a Shitbag, a short film by Courtney Davis http://www.miltonisashitbag.com/; it is all we know....
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Go Away (in progress)
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